Vacation - how much tenderness and love we invest when we say this word. These wonderful few days help us take our minds off our problems, go on vacation, and see loved ones and friends whom we have not seen for a long time. In general, this is time that can be devoted to absolutely everything, but not to work. We look forward to the holidays more than we look forward to our own birthday. For such people we have developed a special website that contains a large number of interesting statutes dedicated to your favorite vacation. Please yourself by posting on your page in social network such a status. Cheer up your friends by sending them a status that tells them that vacation is just around the corner. Just a little time left to wait.
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The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later he sends her an SMS: “I still love only you!” Wife: “Yes, and you are the best so far.”
Cool vacation status: The strength of a tan is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to other parts of the body.
Kebabs should always be made only by a man, because only a man knows how to mount them correctly and fry them well!
I bought an air bed. The instructions in a dozen languages say: “Do not use while swimming!!!” And only in Russian: “When swimming, hold on to the side straps.”
Having gone with strangers for barbecue, Sveta only realized later why she didn’t chip in.
One guy asks a friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Well, this is a whole science: you hug your waist with one hand, and put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would have said right away - give her a kick from the bridge.
It's hard to stop in time when you're lying on the couch selflessly and recklessly...
There was no money, I went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, money appeared, I went on vacation to Crimea.
There are two photographs in my passport... In one I am sober, and the second - so that they can be released from Turkey and Egypt...
Cool vacation status: Sharks punish those who urinate in the sea!
"Good morning!" - This is when the clock says 11:00, it’s summer on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea...
As soon as a girl of questionable behavior appeared on the beach, a crowd of doubters immediately formed around her.
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini... and a sign that says "Do not disturb!"
My girlfriend talks all the time about a trip to the Canaries. Yes, I don’t mind... Let him speak.
The most popular first phrase on any hike is: “Do you know what we forgot?!”
The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And here I am in the garden...
You need to live in such a way that others experience depression.
Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.
Cool status about vacation: Best vacation- change of pose!
For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...
They appeared again - these fashionable men... in flip-flops and socks.
I work in a travel agency. Tourists just sent an SMS: “Thank you! We have so much fun in Turkey!”... Should I write to them that they are in Egypt... or shouldn’t I?
The first working days after vacation - you urgently need to remember how to do nothing if things are crazy...
If the weather was good all the time during your vacation, then it was not your vacation.
Do you know how one group can relax for one trip? Chip in and buy it for your boss!
Last work week As luck would have it, it takes forever before the vacation!
I want to go to Hawaii!!! Everything's there! Sand for the kids, sun for me, sharks for my husband...
Every person who has been sunburned definitely has a friend who will slap you on the back and ask how you rested?!
Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.
The easiest way to give up on the sea is...
Vacations, be like Internet Explorer: slow and cluttered. And we will constantly restart you.
You need to travel in such a way that you will be remembered in the new country and not forgotten in your native one! And at the same time they were not wanted in both!
I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer))
The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
The sun is shining but not warming, vacation is warming but not shining...
Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase for a vacation...
Aphorisms about vacation
Hello, lovers of quotes and aphorisms!
There are only a few hours left until the start of summer, which means vacation is coming soon. It is about vacation that we will talk about in today’s selection of aphorisms.
Aphorisms about vacation
When going on vacation, take half as many things and half more money. Susan Anderson
You need to come out of a vacation, like a binge, gradually.
And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!
Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end.
A moment is 28 calendar days of vacation.
Vacation is the fifth time of the year, which can only be defined by the feeling of lasting happiness!
Cool statuses about vacation- From the vacation report: Has sunk into summer.
How did you spend your vacation? - Like Pushkin! - And how is this? - I rolled into the village and spent the Obolden autumn there!
Imagine, gentlemen, mushrooms and girls, fishing and girls, hunting and girls! I'm already reluctant... and girls!
Increasingly, I am haunted by the feeling that in the fall most people have brains like birds - they fly away to warmer climes and return right in time for vacation - in the summer to relax!
Vacation is the fifth time of the year, which can only be determined by feeling quotes about the end of vacation happiness!
The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
From the vacation report: Gone into summer.
It is difficult to find time for vacation, especially when there is none.
A cleaning lady on vacation shits, litters and throws away. That's how he rests.
Vacation is a month of disappointment from eleven months of dreams and fantasies.
If some people didn't tell you about it, you would never notice that they were on vacation.
On vacation, girls look out for their husbands, and husbands look out for girls.
In Germany, the average vacation is six and a half weeks. In Russia there are only four, and the rest is compensated by Fridays.
In holiday romances, the main thing is to let them go for next year.
Work is the soul's calling to vacation.
Family vacation - continuation of the war between spouses in another territory
Vacation is the most difficult time.
At this time the most important thing is checked business quality human - the ability to relax.
If all the people in Hollywood who did plastic surgery, go on vacation, then not a soul will remain in the city.
To get into the summer vacation atmosphere, all you have to do is tip every second person you come across.
If your cat barks at you, then it's time for you to go on vacation.
And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin!
How was your vacation, did you rest? - I had a rest, my liver worked three shifts!
It's time to go on vacation. Yesterday I dreamed that salaries were given in pieces of paper for 512 rubles.
The sun is shining, but it does not warm. Vacation warms, but doesn't shine!
I was on vacation at Lake Baikal. Double shock! The first from the beauty of nature, the second from three days in a reserved seat.
Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.
His vacation always fell at the height of the heating season.
When the flood began, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Exactly like during my last vacation.
The vacation was a success. I forgot my computer password.
If you look like the photo in your passport, then it’s time for you to go on vacation.
The ideal vacation is a week or two in the shadow of a pretty blonde.
You go on vacation to forget about everything; and, having unpacked your suitcases, you see that you managed to forget a lot
Vacations often turn a tired person into an exhausted one.
Don't take your other half on vacation, and he will become quotes about the end of vacation twice as much.
After all, the best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself, but watching others work.
An ideal way to spend your summer holiday. Heat, loneliness, freedom.
Vacation is the most The best way work normally and calmly!
Did we think that we would be looking forward to a vacation to go to cold countries?!
A person hopes for the best when he goes on vacation to do some renovations.
On vacation it’s the same as at work: you don’t do a damn thing and think, “I wish it was lunch soon!”
On weekdays they will think about the future, on weekends - about the past, and only on vacation - about the present.
You can't spend your vacation - it always ends on time.
Planning a vacation is very easy. The boss tells you when, the wife tells you where.
Almost everyone has a book from which everyone can determine where they will spend their next vacation. Book title: "Checkbook".
Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From which one? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?
Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it now...
The thing you hate most about your job is the few days before your vacation.
From the statement: “How do I feel…” Crossed out. “How I did you all...” Crossed out. “Yes, you all should go to...” Crossed out. “Please grant me another vacation.”
Did you take warm clothes? - yes, seven bottles.
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!
I went to Turkey. All inclusive. Really everything! The computer is good, the Internet is fast, ICQ, Skype, toys. I had a great time, I recommend it to everyone.
The Germans get up at 5 in the morning to put their towels on the still free sunbeds, then calmly go to bed, the Russians get up at 3 in the afternoon, go to the sunbeds and think: “What great service in Turkey - sunbeds with German towels!”
Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover!!!))))
The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later he sends her an SMS: “I still love only you!” Wife: “Yes, and you are the best so far.”
Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family was going to the sea, but dad was allowed to take skis with him.
The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to other parts of the body.
Two people meet after a vacation: - Well, how is it on the Red Sea? - Get hurt! Diving, yachting, dancing, shopping! And you?! - And here we have vyping, dragging, bleating, fucking!
One guy asks a friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Well, this is a whole science: you hug your waist with one hand, and put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would have said right away - give her a kick from the bridge.
Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair.
There was no money, I went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, money appeared, I went on vacation to Crimea.
It's hard to stop in time when you're lying on the couch selflessly and recklessly...
Sea... I can still hear your gentle whisper! I'll be back... I promise!
And my vacation has begun! :- People, borrow a liver for three weeks.. I’ll return it double..
"Good morning!" - This is when the clock says 13:00, it’s summer on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea...
Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.
Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.
I went back to work after vacation, I feel like children in kindergarten - I want to cry and go home!
For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...
Well, how did you spend your vacation? - The same as at work. You sit, do nothing and wait for lunch.
On the beach, meet the palest girl, she's just got it!
I want to go where there is no internet... the SEA worries... the SUMMER lights up...!!!
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.
The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when extreme sports ends and p****t begins.
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to go crazy and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig.
Only the magnet on the refrigerator helped me remember where I spent my vacation
Paradise is a place where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses...
After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.
SOMEWHERE is the most popular holiday destination...
I want summer. It’s stupid to hang out on the street, trying to find shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!
Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.
I left where I was sent, I behave as they called me. Really like!
The worse the person returning from vacation looks, the better rested he was.
As long as there are legs, the road does not end; as long as there is a butt, something happens to it.
During the entire vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”
The last day before my vacation to work I had to walk through the door sideways - my happy face couldn’t get through!
For some, a vacation is just replacing an office romance with a resort one...
Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one
If a Russian person decides to do nothing, he cannot be stopped.
Ahhh...my mother and I were writing a list of things to buy with us on vacation...so my mother burned out..."Should my daughter buy condoms? Or let them buy it themselves?”...0_o...I'm shocked...
All day long, I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!
The first vacation is like the first sex... You look forward to it, but don’t know what to do!
No matter what time of year it is outside the window, you want to think about vacation forever. And in order to bring this sweet time closer, set funny statuses about vacation.
How can we do without going to the dacha?
- I was packing for the resort. I remembered last year and collected half as much. Then I thought some more and put in twice as much money.
- People who never rest still go on vacation when the head itself begins to rest...
- If the resort is not shining for you, then at least rejoice that the sun is shining for you.
- Working too much is when you go on vacation and are already afraid that it will ever end.
- Life hack: if you don’t have money for souvenirs, take a walk around the hotel. There's definitely something there that isn't nailed to the floor.
- The best thing about vacation is that during this time you can forget the annoying sound of the alarm clock.
- I became inspired: I haven’t left the couch for 20 hours straight.
- A good vacation is one that you never tell your children about. But you’ll be happy to share it with your colleagues.
Plan your vacation in advance
Every person should have at least a little time in their life when they can rest from the previous day. And also - put cool new statuses about vacation.
- And this is how it is always - you dream about the Canaries when going to Turkey.
- The first vacation in your life and the first sex in your life are similar - you wait a long time, and you don’t know where to start or how to continue.
- If you decide to take something from the hotel, but your conscience begins to torment you, remember how much money you initially paid.
- Everyone forgets about failures differently. I pack my suitcase and go wherever my eyes lead me.
- If your vacation is over, do not be sad, but wait until your boss’s vacation comes.
- The largest number of drinkers is probably in Russia. But only in winter. In the summer, this baton is passed to Turkey and Egypt.
- Legend has it that every worker who doesn't get a tan in August longs for a vacation.
- Keepers also have vacations. And usually it is without content.
Availability of vacation is a sign of work
Cool statuses about “vacation has begun” will make you wonder if you are spending your vacation correctly? Perhaps you are not getting enough rest even at this time.
- “I urgently need to go on vacation” is the most pleasant diagnosis I have ever heard.
- On the Seventh Day, as you know, God created a day off. Some people live like this on this Seventh Day, while others live on the previous six.
- And the goldfish asked the old man to let her go. The old man was no fool, and he also asked for leave.
- Quitting a job without vacation is both bad and very good at the same time.
- What a pity that you have to exchange free unemployment for a couple of days off and a miserable vacation.
- If you think about it, a cat that is taken with you to the sea goes on a business trip.
- In my opinion, there should be a law prohibiting a boss from calling a subordinate during his well-deserved rest.
- When going to work on weekends, you should not hope that you will be given more vacation time.
The last working days are the easiest
Don't be afraid that your vacation will go wrong. The main thing is that it exists, and you are finally approaching it. And if not, then cool new ones are coming to your aid short statuses about vacation.
- If you are sick, you will get well. The main thing is not to get sick on vacation.
- I'm going on vacation to the north. To remember that I live well.
- I wake up on vacation to watch others go to work.
- Status: everyone is jealous. I haven't been online for a month.
- Monday is not always scary.
- Backpack over my shoulders, I'll be setting off soon.
- Vacation makes a monkey out of a person.
- Happiness is when your birthday is on vacation.
- We spread the bed for a whole month.
- I’ll definitely go somewhere, but first sleep, for three days.
The work can wait
Don't expect anyone to plan a luxury vacation for you. It’s better to rely on yourself - it’s more reliable. So as not to have to exhibit funny statuses about vacation.
- If you can’t go to the resort, at least open the window - maybe you’ll get a tan.
- With our salaries, it is sometimes difficult to even buy a mattress. In this case, all beds in the house should be inflatable. And I slept and took a vacation.
- Something went wrong in life - this is when on your first vacation from work after university you go to learn to swim.
- A good salary is when you can afford to go not only to Egypt, but also to Crimea.
- It would be nice if everyone who urinates in the sea was instantly eaten by sharks.
- On the beach, free guys crowd, first of all, around young ladies of the same behavior.
- Malta, the Canaries, the Maldives... And I’ll die in the garden.
- I can just feel the light waves covering my head... someone else.
Smells of summer
Cool vacation statuses will make everyone jealous, even if you weren’t there!
- Patriotism means living in Russia and vacationing abroad.
- Every vacation is a small truce with yourself.
- I go on vacation so little that when I do, no one forgets!
- At the end of your vacation, you need to set aside a couple of days to take a break from it.
- The most unpleasant thing on vacation is a constantly wet swimsuit.
- Maybe we asked for a day off. How can we deal with the weather?
- A good vacation is when you are not online.
Rest well and, most importantly, regularly.
Before my vacation, I sit on my suitcases for a week. I fidget constantly, dreaming of relaxation, hovering over the horizon of happiness. She chained herself to the radiator so that she wouldn’t run away from work before the allotted time. Now I’m hobbling around the office in shackles.
Pashka Durov surprises VKontakte users for the New Year by changing the surroundings and wallpaper. Vacation is crying for him. Now the investigative authorities are also hooked.
Beloved mother-in-law: “Oh, I’ll die, my children, in the summer. I’ll ruin your vacation, you’ll be left without rest. You will have to endure, strain and survive the hated heat. I’ll remember the hunger strike and the bombing, and I’ll survive.” Concerned son-in-law: “Mom, don’t change your plans in vain because of us young people.”
I just got away from work, relaxed and tensed up again. The vacation continues nicely, but finances are at zero.
Best status:
When my boyfriend and close friend tell me about my vacation, it will turn out to be a funny story with two alternative plots.
I was a naive girl, waiting for my beloved cadet to go on vacation. I have grown up - I no longer need a heating pad, because the sultry heat has arrived.
I am anxiously awaiting the appearance of a miracle. It’s a pleasure to sing, dance and relax with him. Come soon, vacation!
When I'm getting ready to go on vacation, I'll leave the past to you, because the liner won't be able to withstand such a voluminous cargo.
The wife is going on vacation: - What should I bring you, dear? - Fuck it, now everyone is being treated
It would be nice to take a vacation for a hundred days... You can quit... but it’s not the same...
I decided to take my personal life on vacation...
Hurray, I'm going on vacation...visit me at *psychiatric hospital No. 5*
– Don’t expect a miracle, create a miracle yourself! – the boss said before leaving for vacation.
I'm on vacation and he's at work. And time seems to drag on so slowly. And when we are together, he runs so fast. Not fair…
There's a fucking crisis in the country! and the immune system took a vacation...
Advanced training courses, corporate events and vacations are perhaps the most interesting things in any job.
I’ve known a man for two days, but because of him I don’t want to go on any vacation. Worth thinking...
And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin
...My conscience is temporarily unavailable...she is on vacation)))
I'm tired of playing - I'm going on vacation.
Vacation...Maybe a little late, but still VACATION!!!)))Hurray!!!)))I'm in it!!)))
we have an original guy at work...after New Year's holidays I also took a vacation...XDXDXD
My dream went on vacation!!! Will come back next vacation!!!
We don't need GPA so we don't lose our vacation
Well.. The vacation is over.. now I’m working.. for two whole days.. and even for fourteen hours.. (c)
Condoms Stork. Buy a 9 month vacation...
Work 2/5, salary 100-150 thousand rubles, six weeks vacation... Call!!! Let's search together!
Mom's vacation coincided with my vacation... goodbye freedom((
Once a year, in March, Professor McGonangle took a week off, and then the whole school didn’t know what to do with the kittens.
VACATION:* and at home we were so fucked that we already want to go to work)))
A connoisseur flirts on the beach with the palest-skinned girl - she still has her whole vacation ahead of her.
Give me vodka and a month's vacation!
During the entire vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”
Yes, yes... I cried... and don’t look at me with those eyes, it’s just that my muse took a vacation...(((.
You need to spend your vacation in such a way that you don’t feel painfully good about it when it’s finally over!
Received two years of paid leave to care for women.
Or maybe Masha. - She got sick. - What happened? - She got infected on the subway, went on maternity leave!
This is us taking a vacation to have fun at the dacha)))
It's hard to hope for the best when you go on vacation to make repairs)))
Personal life went on vacation...indefinitely. Please do not disturb
I'll go on vacation soon... three days in the car... three days alone with my thoughts... maybe I'll have time to understand the mistakes I've made?
On a foreign beach: -Masha, did you leave Barsik food? -I thought you left... -Well, no matter what the vacation, we bury the cat!
It’s infuriating when your holidays are just starting, mom is on vacation, mom goes to work - dad goes on vacation :(
He is so... so desirable, mysterious, extraordinary, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited...))) my VACATION
I want summer. On vacation!! without rodaks, BUT in a car..((So a small announcement: I’m looking for a guy with a powerful engine (but not with a shift in the head). I need your horsepower, my Pony!!
FUCKEDOLOLOLO!!!
My beloved's vacation is over, he went to work... A whole day without him now seems like eternal hard labor to me (((
Where were you? - Nowhere... - Yeah, after such “nowhere” they go on maternity leave
As a child, I dreamed of being immortal, stopping time and being able to teleport. Now I want a promotion, a penis five centimeters longer and a vacation. What has this fucking life done to me...
- Climb! How you celebrate your vacation is how you will spend it! You don't want to sleep it off, do you? - Want!
Weekends, vacations, summer and life go by very quickly. Moreover, life is faster than anything else.
hooray! vacation! I pack my things and go to the sea, hoping to take a break from all the familiar faces... but when, in the hotel corridor, I hear screams of “oh my God!” what people!!" , I remember with horror that the earth is round...
Do you like sweaty women? No! How about warm vodka? No! Then you'll go on vacation in December!! =)
Well, how can you go to another city for three thousand rubles, buy a lot of booze, buy a camera and save money for a vacation???
how miserable the first 2 months of summer were...
I realized that I fell in love...my brain went on vacation...my eyes filled with tears...and my heart clenched into a fist*))
My beloved and I want to go on vacation by car, my parents are against it.” He: Maybe we’ll sign so that they know for sure that everything is serious with us.” I adore him.
Hello! what's new? - Hello... new guy?! Mmm... nothing, my mood took a break, and luck sent me to hell...
My brain took a vacation))) Summer after all!)
And then, when you wake up, you realize that today is no more, since you need to go home from the dacha after the wonderful holidays. It’s 6 o’clock, you leave and only after driving half way does he realize that he took a week off...
how cool it is to pack your bags for Egypt and vacation in such frosty weather)))
my conscience took a vacation =)))
I spent it with my closest friends and my beloved, who came on leave from the army for me. that's what ng is for me! envy!
It’s very nice to hear that the vacation you will spend with me means for you: to be with me always, and sleep until lunch =)
If my bosses don’t let me go on vacation, I’ll dig a tunnel from Moscow to the Maldives!!! RRR! Emotions inside out, sorry :)
If the weather was good all the time during your vacation, then it was not yours.
Goodbye! my favorite city! I have a holiday!
Going on vacation for a week means trouble. Folk sign. Verified by Luzhkov
Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one
The pathologist and gynecologist went south on vacation. The pathologist is blissfully on the hot sand, looks around and says with delight - friend, look, there are people around, living people! To which the gynecologist replies - why are there people - around the face!
ahaha...my mother and I wrote a list of things that we need to buy on vacation...so my mother burned out..."Should my daughter buy condoms? Or let them buy it themselves?”...0_o...I'm shocked...
Life is work, and death is a vacation from which, unfortunately, one does not return... ©
When in love common sense automatically goes on vacation)))
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.
I wanted love, he wanted sex, I wanted to go to the sea, he just wanted a vacation, I loved him, he used me...
“He’s in for a treat, and you’re in a loop!” /Exchange leave/
The sign in one office smiled: “Boss, remember! white (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation”)))
I’m not a girl to be bossed around... and I’m not on vacation to make plans for me.) you will never dare to manipulate me
VACATION IS HERE!!! trampled everything...
how parents sometimes don’t understand that there is a moment when I don’t want to talk, laugh, go somewhere... I just don’t want to, the incentive took a vacation...
If love has come to you, it means your mind has gone on a long vacation!
Do you like warm vodka and sweaty women? No? Well then, go on vacation in winter)))
We’ve been together for 2.5 months, and tomorrow, August 8, 2011, is our joint vacation) I love him!
Someone went on vacation, someone went on vacation! And we poor students are taking the exam!!!
Durov’s phrase “We are not going on vacation” at the end of the VKontakte innovations sounds threatening...
[`...the doctors will fight, but the pulse will go to zero, and the heart will take a vacation and stop beating, I En=)my...`]
WHO NEEDS A JOB?! Unregulated day, 52 days vacation... 2 times a year, salary 75-80 rubles. – let me know... we’ll look together!))
HURRAY!!! my dream has come true, I’m going on vacation with my loved one, just HIM and I... romance... ZAYA I LOVE YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH, although I don’t talk about it often, not because I don’t want to, but because I’m just shy …=)
My inner bitch went on vacation for 1 day, so you can try to break my heart... But I don't envy you when she comes back and starts to take revenge...
and yet the best weekend is when parents go on vacation)))
- Crap! It turns out that what kind of friends I have - who the hell do you give the cat to? When you go on vacation, everyone refuses! - It turns out that you recognize a friend in a cat...
When I said to the salesman this morning in the store “give me WINDOWS lightweight!” Got it - it's time, bitch, to go on vacation!!!
and here is the long-awaited vacation.. it’s pouring like buckets, the sea is icy, wet sand, I’m sitting in the room for the 3rd day... on the net... romance B@ya...
That's it, I'm tired... my ears are taking a vacation! -um.. What do you mean? -I mean, stop telling lies on my ears!
Why don't they give vacation time to rest from vacation?
A vacation is like a binge—it’s much easier to go into it than to get out of it.
study during the day, get dressed at night... and while you are serving, your beloved girl (fiancée, wife) is waiting for you in civilian life, and at least for one minute you run to her, just to hug your beloved (you) served and That’s why I sent the entire 5th detachment on vacation. Rest up guys)
“Like I’m all…” *Crossed out* “If only you could all go to..” *Crossed out* “Please grant me another vacation.”
A note “I’ll be there in 5 minutes” hung on your office door will help you go on vacation three days earlier.
It seems that the cockroaches in my head have taken a vacation for a while... Now it turns out that not everyone is at home with me?
Previously, before we went on vacation, we gave our neighbors the keys to the apartment so that they could sometimes water the flowers. Now we reluctantly give out our VKontakte password so that a person can go there, water and fertilize virtual vegetables... =)
One man really wanted to go on vacation. Just sit on the grass, go mushroom picking... In the end, he went to Holland...
but I didn’t get drunk like a pig, I didn’t scream karaoke songs, I didn’t fuck with just anyone...
I really want to go on vacation, I wish I could get to it as soon as possible...)))
Hello Dedushka Moroz. You, scribe, have SCLEROSIS. How many times have I written to you, I haven’t received a damn thing. I want to go on vacation badly, but without money it’s all in vain. So the old one is not forget it, I'm already got ready to hit the road!!!
