Statuses with meaning in English. Short statuses in English

What is your mood today? What interesting thing happened this morning? Have you already written a status on your page in a popular social network?

There is nothing surprising in the fact that from time to time we use certain phrases or beautiful aphorisms to convey our emotional state, inform others about the view of an event, comment on what is happening. After all, why not post an original phrase with a picture and collect likes?!

The question “What are statuses for?”, for sure, arose for everyone. What drives us when we quote or come up with serious, or maybe funny inscriptions? This is nothing special, but from time to time the hands reach out to print something ... The thing is that aphorisms and other statements corresponding to a certain moment help to capture a certain, happy or not, moment, life stage.

But rewritten and copied statuses like I sleep what you think about me, about you, I do not think (I don't care what you think of me, I don't think about you at all) is no surprise. We suggest you use beautiful statuses in English, and not as hackneyed as, for example, Love is hard to find, easy to lose and hard to forget (Love is hard to find, easy to lose and hard to forget).

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Atypical English statuses with translation


Let's start with positive notes and look at funny statuses in English. It seems that it is the uncomplicated funny phrases that are most often liked, reposted and commented on. Share funny observations and good mood with your friends:

  1. Don't waste your time trying to hack Forrest Gump's Facebook account. I've got his password, it's 1Forrest1. - Don't waste your time trying to hack Forrest Gump's Facebook account. I have his password, it's 1Forrest1 (literally One ForrestOne: consonant with Run, Forrest, Run - from the movie "Forrest Gump").
  2. follow your dreams. Unless it's a person… apparently they call that stalking. - Follow your dream. Only if it's not a person, it could probably be called persecution.
  3. I'm looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math. – I am looking for a girl who will love me for my money, but will not be strong in mathematics.
  4. When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes, it's the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. – When a girl says that she will be ready in another 5 minutes, this is the same when a guy says that there are 5 minutes left until the end of the match.
  5. When a woman says "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. “When a woman says “what?”, she doesn’t act like she didn’t hear. She's just giving you a chance to say something different.
  6. How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart? How is it that “you are a peach” is a compliment, and “you are a banana” is an insult? Why do we allow fruit discrimination to divide society? ("You're bananas" is slang for crazy, insane.)
  7. The heart is a terrible GPS. “My heart is a terrible navigator.
  8. People in your life may appear closer than they are. The people in your life may seem closer than they really are.
  9. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; but I am not sure about the universe. – Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; but I'm not sure about the universe.
  10. Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long. “Crazy, like diarrhea. You can hold back, but not for long.
  11. alcohol. Because no good story started with someone eating a salad. - Alcohol. Because not a single interesting story began with the fact that someone ate a salad.
  12. I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice. “I always learn from the mistakes of those who follow my advice.
  13. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't, it's most likely yourself.
  14. My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji. “My house is like I lost a game of Jumanji.
  15. Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it. “Nothing is lost until your mother can find it.”
  16. My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum. - My room is not dirty, it's just that everything is on display here, like in a museum!
  17. Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water. - Scariest 10 seconds of my life: being held hostage cold water in the corner of the bathroom.
  18. Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train. - Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train.
  19. Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then. Of course I'm talking to myself. You need to have an intelligent conversation with someone.
  20. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He will not wait for you to repay the debt.

Sad statuses in English with translation


Sad phrases are also circulating on social networks. Sometimes you want attention and support, for which it is not customary to ask openly. And so, I wrote a couple of lines about a depressing state or a certain problem, so my friends responded with encouraging comments and advice. Not only girls, but also young people update their personal page with melancholy phrases:

  1. It's better to be lonely then to be played by the wrong people. It's better to be alone than with just anyone.
  2. It's sad to be happy alone. It's sad to be happy alone.
  3. Emptiness feels so heavy. “The void feels so heavy.
  4. Life is short, there is no time to leave important words unsaid. Life is short, there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
  5. My two most hated words "I promise". It doesn't mean something! - Most of all I hate the two words "I promise." In fact, they don't mean anything.
  6. I don't depend on people anymore because I'm tired of being disappointed. I don't rely on people anymore, I'm tired of being disappointed.
  7. Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future. “Never let the pain of the past destroy your present and paralyze your future.
  8. Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be sad and get pain. But you can't make a rainbow without a little rain. - Everyone wants to be happy. Nobody wants to be sad and endure pain. But you don't get a rainbow without a little rain.
  9. Everybody knows that something's wrong but nobody knows what's going on. Everyone knows that something is wrong, but no one knows what is happening.
  10. Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand. “Behind my smile lies everything that you will never understand.
  11. The hardest part in life is trying to show the smile you know it's fake and to hide the tears that won't stop. - The hardest thing in life is to show an insincere smile and hold back tears.
  12. People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long. People cry not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long.
  13. It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall. “It seems to me that the harder I try, the harder I fall.
  14. It's so hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember. It's so hard to forget someone who gave so many memories.
  15. They ignore you until they need you. “They ignore you until they need you.
  16. Being ignored, worst feeling ever. Ignoring is the worst feeling.
  17. It's sad how people become what they had promised they never will. It's sad when people become what they promised never to be.
  18. If you feel like no one cares about you, think again. - When you think that no one needs you, think again.
  19. Look in the mirror, because the person you see needs you more than anyone else. “Look in the mirror, because the person you see needs you the most.
  20. Music is better than girls, because girls cause problems that music fixes. Music is better than girls because girls cause problems that music solves.

Statuses about love in Englishlanguage with translation

How about without love statuses? Users social networks happy to share spiritual happiness, a description of romantic emotions and deep love. Butterflies in the stomach, tenderness and awe overwhelm, and I want to scream about my feelings. Shout and update statuses with your halves:

  1. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. “You know it's like being in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than dreams.
  2. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. “When you are loved very much, it gives strength; when you love very much, it gives courage.
  3. Hope makes you stronger, because it brings with it a sense of reason. “Hope makes you stronger because it carries a reason.
  4. You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them even though they're not.
  5. Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last. Love is sweet when it's new, but love is more beautiful when it's last.
  6. Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever. - Everyone knows how to love, but only a few know how to always love one person.
  7. We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give. We spend too much time looking for the perfect person we love instead of perfecting the love we give.
  8. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. The man is already half in love with the woman who listens to him.
  9. If it's not a happy ending then it's not the ending at all. If it's not a happy ending, then it's not the end at all.
  10. The difference between "like", "love" and "in love" is the same as the difference between "for now", "for a while", and "forever". The difference between “like”, “love” and “being in love” is the same as between “now”, “for a while” and “forever”.
  11. Sometimes you don't want to fall in love but your heart doesn't ask your permission. “Sometimes you don’t want to fall in love, but the heart never asks permission.
  12. Being in love is like being drunk. No control over what you do. “Being in love is like being drunk. It means you have no control over what you do.
  13. Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul. – Love is like the sun that comes out from behind the clouds to warm your soul.
  14. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm counting the days until I can finally see you. - Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'm counting the days to see you as soon as possible.
  15. I love you and that's the beginning and end of everything. “I love you, and this is the beginning and end of everything else.
  16. To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed. “I always wanted to be your friend, but I only dreamed of being your lover.
  17. My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never. “My love will be a journey for you that starts from eternity and never ends.
  18. You are my dictionary because you add meaning in my life. “You are my dictionary because you brought meaning to my life.
  19. "Rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur. "Rrr" means "I love you" in dinosaurian.
  20. When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me", you are supposed to turn around and say: "I sure hope not!" – If your ex tells you “you will never find someone like me”, you should turn around and answer “I really hope so!”

And remember: Nothing is never nothing. It's always something (Nothing is never nothing. It's always something). Part of our life is spent on the Internet, in fact, in social networks. Share your emotions with friends, discuss things that interest you, and be original. Let your personal page on social networks be “clean” and the statuses be beautiful. Learn English on the NES with us and create unique phrases and expressions - English statuses!

We all use social networks such as VKontakte, Odnoklassniki, Facebook, and at least once in our lives we have set ourselves some interesting, funny or philosophical status. We offer you a small selection statuses about love in English for social networks. Translation attached

You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.

You know you love someone when you can't put into words how you feel.

"Love is a game, There is always a person who chases and the other who runs. They can exchange their roles, but if they catch the other, the game will become awkward"

"Love is a game, There is always a person who runs away and another who catches up. They can change roles, but if they catch each other, then the game will become uncomfortable"

I said I need a break. Not a heartbreak.

I said I need a break. Not a breakup.

Meeting you was fate.
Becoming your friend was my choice.
But baby, falling in love with you was beyond my control.

Meeting you was fate.
Becoming your friend was my choice.
But falling in love with you was out of my control.

You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall... Is in love with me.

You may fall from heaven. You may fall from a tree. But The best way for the fall... it's in love with me.

It wasn't your fault, it was mine for believing every word you said.

It wasn't your fault, it was my fault to believe every word you said.

I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will.

I don't hate you, I never can. I don't regret meeting you and never will.

Only love can brake your heart so be sure its right befor you fall.

Only love can break your heart and be ready for it before you fall in love.

Excuse me, can you let me come a little closer to your heart?

Excuse me, could you come a little closer to my heart?

I "M GREAT IN BED! I can sleep for days.

I'm good in bed! I can sleep all day.

No I'm not a lesbian. I just, don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything.

I am not a lesbian. I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. I don't feel comfortable being anyone.

"Reality can destroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality?" - George Moore

Reality can destroy a dream, why doesn't a dream destroy reality? — George Moore

Sometimes when I say "I am okay" I really want someone to look me in the eye, hug me tight and say "I know your not okay"

Sometimes when I say "I'm fine" what I really want is for someone to look me in the eye and hug me and say "I know you're not okay"

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be a friend.
Kiss on the chin - you're cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - let's have some fun.
Kiss somewhere else - you are the best.

Love is like war, easy to start, difficult to finish.

Love is like war, easy to start and hard to end.

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And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
I miss you like the desert misses the rain


It takes two to lie. one lies, the other listens

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
The future belongs to those who believe in their dreams

Give me my heart back!
Give me back my heart!

People say that love is in every corner…gosh! maybe i'm moving in circles.
People say that love is in every corner… damn it! Maybe I'm walking in circles.

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
It takes two to lie. One lies, the other listens

love, always has two sides ... your love for him and his indifference to you
love always has two sides....your love for him and his indifference to you.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, would not make you cry. No person deserves your tears, and those who do will not make you cry.

always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

Good counsel does no harm
Good advice is priceless

Nobody dies virgin, life fucks everyone

This is just a beginning
This is just the beginning

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
There are days that you are a dove, but there are days that you are (crap like) a Monument.

we dies but love never.....

Lost time is never found again. Lost time will never return.

Every solution breeds new problems
Every decision creates new problems

One day when the sky is falling, I'll be standing right next to you
One day when the sky falls in I'll be standing by your side

Happiness consists of a solid faith, good health, and a bad memory.
Happiness consists of firm faith, good health and bad memory.

love is betrayal. love is English. love is sin. love is selfish. love is hope. love is pain. love is death. what is love? love's a bitch. love is betrayal. love is torment. love is sin. love is selfish. love is hope. love is pain. love is death. what is love? love bitch

I just want to be with you...

Until you stand the face to its past, you stand the back to its future...
As long as you stand facing your past, you stand with your back to your future...

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

We do not remember days, we remember moments.
We don't remember days, we remember moments.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. The old man believes everything, the middle-aged man doubts everything, the young man knows everything.

You will be the death of me
You will drive me to death...

baby you the best in any directions
Baby you're the best in every way

Statuses in English are very popular. Usually these are sayings, lines from songs and poems, idioms. The statuses in English look very attractive. Of course, if they are chosen correctly and "in the subject." Love statuses in English are in high demand. Words there are replaced with symbols - for example, the word "love" is replaced with a heart. The vast majority of fans of such statuses in English are teenagers. And this is not surprising, because adolescence is a time of violent emotions and an explosion of feelings, which each of your friends must be aware of .. For example, when page owners do not really know the language, and statuses are written in English. And not always such phrases mean what this person actually meant. In addition, there are cases when someone wants to seem smarter than he is, and he composes statuses in English, making a lot of mistakes along the way. As a result, it is not always clear what is actually written, and such an "expert" exposes himself as uneducated, instead of showing off his originality.

the site recommends: so that such incidents do not happen, it is better to compose statuses in English, having previously studied this language. Another option is to use an Internet search, check with a reliable source. It's no secret to anyone that the Internet is full of pages filled with statuses in English. And if you no longer want to surf the Internet, it is better to write a few words in your own language correctly than one in English, but with a mistake.

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Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a living


Your embrace - is the only loop in which I climbed, even without a second thought ...


You see beauty, I see pain. You see sky and I see acid rain. You see beauty, I see pain. You see the sky and I am the acid rain.


You can only be free when you have nothing to lose...


Time waits for no one. Time waits for no one.


You - my poison, my air. You - my pain, my happiness. You are my poison, my air. You are my pain and my happiness.


This is just a beginning


The way to love anything, is to realize it can be lost


Whom Gods would destroy, they first make mad



The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Truth is rarely pure and never simple.

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…
3 words, 8 letters, say it and I'm yours...

All people are identical differently
All people are the same in different ways baby you the best in any directions
Baby you're the best in every way

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Be loyal to the one who is loyal to you.
Be loyal to the one who is loyal to you.

be yourself - be yourself.

Behind the cloud, the sun is still shining.
The sun is still shining behind the clouds.

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Dogs have owners, cats have attendants.

enjoy every moment.
Enjoy every moment.

Every bullet has its ticket
Each bullet has its purpose.

Every solution breeds new problems
Every decision creates new problems

Every tub must stand on its own bottom.
Someone else's mind does not live long.

Everybody lies
Everyone lies

Everyone has one's own path
Everyone has their own path.

Fighting for life.
Fight for life.

Football is my life
Football is my life

Give me my heart back!
Give me back my heart!

God never makes errors.
God doesn't make mistakes.

Good counsel does no harm
Good advice is priceless

I am small and the world is big
I'm small but the world is big


I can resist anything except temptation.
I can resist anything but temptation.

I dont think…I feel…Feel that I love…
I don't think... I feel.... I feel that I love...

I see, I suppose that would have to be the case.
I see, I believe it must be so.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.
I wish I could be as smart as I think I am.

If you want to be rich you've got to be Bitch!!!
If you want to be rich, you must be a bitch.

If you wish to be loved, love! — Short statuses in English
If you want to be loved - love!

Ill follow you until you love me…
I will follow you until you love me...

Illusion is the first of all pleasures
Illusion is the highest pleasure.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
It's pretty fun to do the impossible.

Jessus come! look busy.
God is coming! look busy

Let it be.
Let it be.

live without regrets.
Live without regrets.

Look after my heart. I have left it with you.
Look after my heart. I leave it with you

Love is my religion.
Love is my religion

Love is the movement
Love is movement.

Money can't buy life!
Money can't buy life!

My guardian is always with me.
My keeper is always with me.

my life - my rules
My life my rules.

Never look back
I never look back.

Never say never.
Never say never.

No gain without pain.
There is no achievement without effort.

Non Limitus Homitus Dalbaiobus
There is no limit to human stupidity

now or never
Now or never

One lifelong love
One love for life

Please stop this pain
Please stop this pain

Remember who you are.
Remember who you are.

still sleeping. Waiting for the spring. Marmot.
Still sleeping. I'm waiting for spring. Marmot

Struggle for life.
Fight for life.

Success is 99% failure.
Success is 99% failure.

The heart is a terrible GPS.
My heart is a terrible navigator.

The price of greatness is responsibility.
The price of greatness is responsibility.

There is no little enemy.
There are no small enemies.

They are able because they think they are able
They are capable because they think they are capable.

This is just a beginning
This is just the beginning

Wait and see.
Let's wait and see.

we dies but love never…..
We die, but love never...

We do not remember days, we remember moments.
We don't remember days, we remember moments.

Welcome to my mad world…
Welcome to my crazy world...

What kind of life is it?
Is this life?

You and I-belong.-
You and I are one.

You will be the death of me
You will drive me to death...

Your love-my medicine
Your love is my medicine