Presenter:
Oh, you guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
Presenter:
That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.
Speech by the head physician
Presenter:
A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!
Presenter:
So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.
Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
Here for this one important goal
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
For kids on White light,
From everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!
(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)
Presenter:
The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.
Song for the children's department (to the tune of “Top - Top”):
Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!
Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Presenter:
Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.
Song for the clinic (to the tune of “Aty - Baty, soldiers were coming”):
If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
Presenter:
In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker, no matter how capable and talented he may be, can live. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
Presenter:
We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!
Song for accounting (to the tune of “A Stream Flows”):
The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
We'll get the money and we'll be happy!
We say “thank you” to you,
Thank you for the money.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
Presenter:
If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.
Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of “Little Red Riding Hood’s Song”):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Presenter:
And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.
Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
Presenter:
People end up in this department completely unexpectedly and unexpectedly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.
Song for surgical department(to the tune of “Call me with you”):
Again they bring us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
Presenter:
We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!
Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
“Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, cool life has changed,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
“Come and take whatever you want!”
Presenter:
I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
Presenter:
And now I ask everyone to come to the table.
(Feast, games, dancing.)
^ 2. Medical Worker Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day of the medical worker.
Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with a picture of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting performance.
All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.
Today is Doctors' Day,
We congratulate everyone!
Let the song flow more cheerfully
Sounds like fun laughter!
We wish you with all our hearts
Dance today!
And we hasten to congratulate everyone
And wish you happiness!
We're on a journey
We invite you,
It's like being in a fairy tale
Let's play a fairy tale:
Let's go to the departments
Our hospital
And we, without a doubt,
A miracle will happen.
Congratulations to the therapists:
Almost historical
Therapeutic department.
General practitioners
They're rushing to work
On Tuesday and Wednesday
And even on Saturday
And even when
The country is resting
Hospital then
Shouldn't rest!
General practitioners,
You are nice people!
Let your secrets
They will be famous!
We are so grateful
For your work,
We are so grateful
For your concern!
We wish you
Health today!
After all, this is success
Preface throughout!
I'm the word now
I give it to therapists.
Will open for us
They are their soul.
Speech by therapists.
Song for surgeons:
I stood and trembled
In the surgeon's office:
Here she took me
Nervous trembling
I almost fell -
It got bad, it got bad,
And the surgeon got
Sharp knife.
He looked into my eyes,
He spoke very quietly
He mocked my fear.
I'm completely numb
It became dashing, it became dashing:
My soul and body have cooled down.
And the surgeon slashed
By bandages and cotton wool
And he put ointment on my abscess,
Only me all spring
At night he ran somewhere
And until the summer he was treated for a nervous breakdown.
Oh, surgeon, you are a surgeon,
Your mysterious image
I dream about it for many years in a row.
Scalpel in a cloud of hands
And a mocking voice
And under the cap there is a gentle look.
Surgeons! Say something, prove your talents!
Surgeons' speech.
Congratulations to traumatologists:
The condition is critical,
Trauma department...
Come in boldly
Get busy.
Traumatologists work
They know clearly: inside and out.
For their concern
Everyone responds kindly.
Happens to anyone
Trouble and misfortune
And they will connect to salvation
Traumatologists then.
You'll break an arm or a leg
Or you'll hit your head -
There is mutual understanding here
And you will find sympathy.
Eternally grateful
Thank you for your help until the end.
Of course they work here
Only kind hearts.
And I will say again:
“Traumatologists, you have the floor!”
Speech by traumatologists.
Congratulations to endocrinologists:
In the endocrine department
We will listen to the singing.
Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
They are cheerful, they are healthy,
And the jokes are bold on the tongue.
They won't tell you
Not an ounce of anything new
And they won't go
Walk to the river.
But there will be faithful ones
They probably
After all, they are not geologists,
To walk.
First in work
Not nervous at all
And dearly
Dream about them.
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
Congratulations to neurologists:
Now walk more quietly
So that no one can hear you.
In neurology now
Sleep is observed.
The work of a neurologist is difficult
And she's not always very cheerful.
Old people and children believe in him:
He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
You do not believe me? Honestly!
You are very, very dear to us!
Sing to us, neurologists.
Speech by neurologists.
Congratulations to urologists:
Not many will survive
Work in urology.
Come in, don't make any noise,
Don't wake up the department.
In urological
Department
A lot of "critical"
Without a doubt.
People lie there
Seriously ill
And operations
It's not simple.
Difficult cases
It often happens
Only doctors there
Don't be discouraged.
They help everyone
Beautiful people!
May they have good luck
Will accompany!
In my opinion, everyone
Will greatly oblige
If you have your word
Urology will tell you.
Speech by urologists.
Congratulations to toxicologists:
Now another road
Let's go to toxicology.
In toxicology
Hard life!
In toxicology
Just hold on!
That poisoning
That's indigestion
Spoils what's good
Mood.
They poison everyone
Whatever came to hand!
Everyone gets poisoned
Who lacks intelligence!
And fussing
Sometimes a nurse
Can't sleep at all
Until the morning.
WITH Happy holiday to you,
Dear doctors!
Let them be yours
Hearts are hot!
I'm ready to say:
Toxicology - over to you!
Speech by toxicologists.
And now I promise:
We'll play a little.
Not flying and not looking,
There will be just a medical examination:
Need you to know
Which office did you end up in?
about the ophthalmologist:
1. You got into the office,
Where there are no bandages and iodine.
The doctor will examine the fundus
A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
He is pure in soul and heart.
That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).
about lore:
2. This doctor will wash your nose,
Maybe push some cotton wool,
If necessary, open your mouth -
He will check his throat
He will put tampons in his ears.
Everyone has known for a long time:
He is a serious person
This doctor is called... (ENT).
about the gynecologist:
3. You can laugh or cry,
Only this is a female doctor.
He immediately senses illness
He treats all pregnant women.
His day in the service is long.
This doctor... (gynecologist).
about the dentist:
4. And now I ask for a chair,
Take a seat quickly
Open your mouth wider
Wait: the doctor will come.
He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
He will make fillings and braces,
Remove the diseased fragment...
This is a wonderful... (dentist).
about the cardiologist:
5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
He's always so serious
He has his own program:
Can take a cardiogram,
Can I take your pulse?
And check the pressure.
And imagine as an astrologer,
Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).
about the surgeon:
6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
Never separates
He's with a scalpel. Friends,
He can't live without it.
He is always cheerful, fresh,
What is not needed will be cut off,
He will sew what you need...
Maybe vice versa.
He will drink a little alcohol,
I flirt a little with the nurse...
He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).
about the nurse:
7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
In a white ironed robe?
Knows what? Where? For what?
How to treat? Whom? And with what?
Will give his orders
And will he sign all the decisions?
Who is always ready in the morning?
This is the older... (sister).
about the pharmacist:
Now let's go to the pharmacy
Let's look at the river for medicine,
And we'll find out who looks like
Our question will determine.
1. Who will make the medicine?
He will arrange all the showcases,
He'll stand by the window,
He'll look at the medicines
The ointment will knead well,
Will the powder be successfully weighed?
Answers in a sing-song voice
Well, of course... (pharmacist).
about the pharmacist:
2. Well, who is this, by the way?
In a white cap and robe?
Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
Checks all medications.
Checks everyone:
Who is right and who is wrong here?
Who didn't get enough pills?
Where did you spill the powder?
Who chatted like TV?
Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).
about the chief physician:
3. He is in a separate office,
Always responsible for others
Knows everything and knows everyone
And in business there is always success!
He can't sleep at night -
He knows the troubles of hospitals,
But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
This is for sure - the main... (doctor)!
The medical examination went well
Of course, it became clear to me
That everyone in the hospital is healthy
And cheerful! I give you my word!
Happy holiday, dear medical workers!
Happiness and success in your hard work!
^ 3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.
Hello!
Welcome to our fabulous clinic “Neboleyka”, only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.
Where does theater begin?
Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
But there are no clinics,
No receptionist at the entrance.
He will guide and advise
He will show the patient the right path,
He will give you a ticket and put a stamp on it
And he will send you to see a doctor.
Grandma comes on stage
(disguised young man or girl):
Oh, what do you have here guys?
Looks like a clinic?
This is for me, I really need it,
Let me go through all the doctors together.
The grandmother approaches the reception staff:
Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
In short, there are health problems.
Send me to the doctors soon,
Give me a ticket, put a stamp on it,
Well, guess which doctors?
Guess my riddles together.
She asks them riddles:
1. The main doctors in the world,
All colds people are being treated,
If you have problems with your throat
Will they help me? (Pediatricians)
2. If my eyes are tired,
I started to see something bad,
It’s somehow cloudy, the gaze is not clear,
Will they help me? (Ophthalmologists)
3. I became very nervous,
And I'm tired of life,
Does your grandmother need a gynecologist?
No! So who? (Neurologist)
4. The heart rhythm is not calm,
Yes, and the age is worthy,
The path up the stairs is so long,
Does grandma need it? (Cardiologist)
5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,
The ears don't hear very well,
Cough muffles conversation
Of course I need it? (Lore)
The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.
Presenter (to the hall):
How can we congratulate pediatricians,
Their work is important and invaluable!
Any trip to the hospital begins with them,
They always have friendly faces.
(addressing personally to pediatricians):
Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!
The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
How can we live without ophthalmologists?
Without those who will quickly check your vision,
The eyes are the most important human organ,
If they get sick, it’s no laughing matter for him!
To see home, nature, friend, mother,
Walk without squinting, but confidently and straight,
You need to contact them for help!
(Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):
We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!
Grandma is holding a competition.
You can hold any vision test competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
And sometimes my soul is heavy,
Neuropathologists, funny guys,
You will always be received with sincere warmth.
(addressing personally to neurologists):
Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
You are burning mentally at work,
We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
Your work is especially appreciated!
Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:
Each person is given a piece of paper, it must be torn as small as possible, with one outstretched hand, you cannot help yourself with the other.
Presenter (to the hall):
There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
Love is hidden in it too warm light,
And happiness lies in consciousness.
(Addressing personally to cardiologists):
Sometimes your heart hurts,
And we can’t fix those problems without you!
“Medical Day” is flying all over the earth,
We hasten to congratulate you on it!
Grandmother holds a competition:
You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
Since childhood we have known the agreement,
Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
If you have snot or otitis media,
He will heal us quickly.
(Addressing personally to the lore):
How grateful we are to you,
If your nose is breathing properly,
Ears hear, throat is clear,
You are the experts!
We are with you congratulations on the holiday,
We will glorify your work across the earth,
Happy “Day” to you “Medika” dear ones,
Our lores are golden!
Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.
Our grandmother is healthy
Thank you to all doctors
We talk together with her,
Glory to the good doctors!
The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.
After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!
^ 4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats”.
The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.
Leading:
- Words of gratitude to you,
To nurses and doctors,
To those who saved our lives,
To those who will return our health,
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).
The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.
Leading:
- Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.
(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)
Patient:
- Hello, Doctor!
Doctor:
(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)
Doctor:
-What are you complaining about, young man?
Patient:
- My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.
Doctor:
- Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.
Patient:
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)
Doctor:
- My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!
Patient:
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor takes out a photograph beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)
Doctor:
- Is it easier?
Patient:
- Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.
Doctor:
- Get dressed, you are in love. It’s not fatal, but if it doesn’t go away in two months, you’ll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
(The patient leaves, another appears.)
Doctor:
- Hello, come in, undress, lie down.
Patient:
- Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...
(Hands out papers.)
Doctor:
- I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.
(The patient undresses and lies down.)
Doctor:
- Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?
Patient:
- For salary.
(The doctor listens to him.)
Doctor:
- Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?
Patient:
- Only after a cold beer.
Doctor:
- Dizzy?
Patient:
- Only after vodka.
Doctor:
- It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?
Patient:
- No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.
Leading:
- Everyone here received lottery tickets at the entrance. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.
The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.
Leading:
- Quiet hour is coming
Everyone is in their rooms,
Spring is just outside the window,
A riot of aromas,
Breaking the silence
In a white robe,
Young nurse
Spun in a waltz.
Dance competition for everyone present.
The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The person with balloon. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.
Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.
Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.
Leading:
- You chose a difficult path, and yet,
Walk without turning away from it, boldly,
Is most valuable to you
The health of everyone, without exception,
Treating people is not an easy task,
And you can’t make mistakes,
So may good luck accompany you,
And the Earth flourishes with joy!!!
You can start with beautiful poems
As long as the person's health
Doesn't pose much of a hassle
He forgets the way to the hospital
He lives great without her.
But only problems arise
And something needs to be healed,
He remembers the way to the hospital
And he cannot live without her.
And we've been waiting for him here for a long time
Not because we are sick
But because at work
At this time we must be
. Without much preamble to him
We'll give you drops and powder
And health returns
To him in a fairly short time.
Let me use a concise, succinct phrase
Express all feelings now:
Let the infection fear you, And the virus fear you!
You can make one day in the life of a hospital. There are many funny scenes on the theme of the hospital. I propose to stage some.
A scene about a hospital.
At the doctor: - My husband constantly complains of chest pain, suffocation, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?
A bald man comes to the doctor and asks him: - Do you have a hair restoration product? —
Take this bottle - this is the most effective remedy! —
Are you sure? —
Absolutely! Do you see that man with a mustache sitting in line? —
Yes… -
So, this is my wife! Her mustache grew after she tried to open this bottle with her teeth.
Doctor! Please, diet pills. –
Doctor Sorry, girl, but five minutes ago I sold you ten packs. –
Visitor: I'm not full
Dear friends!
As sometimes happens, don’t turn around,
You still can’t do without a hospital!
We run whether we want or not.
And where to? Of course, see a doctor!
(participants come out in nurses’ scrubs and with trays, like peddlers, on trays of medicines, which they sing about, demonstrating them to others. They sing the text in turns)
Couplets about doctors
(to the tune “Oh, the box is full, there’s chintz and brocade!”)
Oh, the hospital is full,
There are cures for everything!
We will select a remedy for you,
We know what and why!
We can cure constipation
Give it to you as a present?!
And for an anabolic agent
Give us the recipe!
Newfangled vitamins
We invite you to drink
So that garden work
We couldn't knock you down!
And the infusions on the grass,
That they stand so decorously in a row,
Better than poisonous vodka
Drink them like lemonade!
Come without a doubt
Helping you is our duty and honor!
Surprisingly, we have
Everything you need is definitely there!
Also, after the ditties of the presentations, you can wish everyone:
The most important vitamin
It’s in us, believe me!
He is his own master
Believe it or not!
He will always help us
Find strength in abundance
And it will be available to you
All in one try!
And it's called vitamin-
“I believe in good things”!
It has only one effect:
He will give you a chance for more!
On this wonderful holiday of ours
Let's raise a toast to him!
Let him live in us, prankster,
All hope is on him!
And end the presentation with a song
Song for the presentation of a pharmacy (to the tune of “Little Red Riding Hood’s Song”):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course
, That’s probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You need to come to our hospital!
Ahh, you get a lot of medicine here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred items in reserve!
Ahh, vitamins and lotions
Ahh, they heal everything to the point
Ahh, come, we are waiting for you
Ah, come, we are waiting for you!
And finally, a wish:
We wish everyone chronic health, recurring success, stable well-being, persistent optimism, acute happiness,
only paroxysmal and exclusively short-term “attacks” from superiors, as well as incurable longevity
If you need competitions for a corporate event, then I suggest these:
Games and competitions
1. Enema. Several participants are called and each is given a syringe. The presenter invites the participants to guess what they will have to do now. Then the presenter gives them a tennis ball (instead of balls, you can take very light paper boats) and announces the start of the race. The balls are placed on the same starting line. Participants must move the ball with a stream of air from a syringe. Whose ball gets to the finish line faster wins.
2. Medical gloves, or Strong-willed doctors. Volunteers are given one medical glove. Their job is to inflate the glove until it bursts. It is better to involve men to participate in the competition. Whose glove bursts faster wins.
3. Dentist. Volunteers are called in. The presenter says that now they will implant dental implants. Gives them each a small wooden block, painted pink or red (the color of the gums) and a nail. The task is to drive a nail into a block. The hammer, of course, is not included. Each participant finds his own way or uses available material. Whoever drives the nail in faster is the winner.
4. “Dress the Doctor” competition. Couples participate. Each person is given a white shirt big size. One of the pair is the doctor, the second is the assistant. The assistant must put the doctor’s shirt on backwards and fasten all the buttons on the back as quickly as possible. The pair that completes the task faster than others wins.
5. Pipette. 2-3 people are called. Each person is given a medical pipette and a beaker with alcoholic drink. The task is to drink the contents of the beaker as quickly as possible. However, you can only drink using a pipette, drawing liquid from a beaker into it and pouring the contents into your mouth. Whoever empties the beaker the fastest gets the winner's prize.
6. Procedural. Pairs participate. Each person is given a bandage or a roll toilet paper. One of the pair is a nurse or nurse, the second is a patient suffering from flux. The task is to bandage the patient’s cheek as quickly as possible. You need to bandage until the entire roll of bandage or paper is used.
Host: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor, whose appointment...
A doctor comes in wearing a robe and cap.
- Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.
(Approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) says:
1.Completely healthy.
2. Let me hear what you have on
heart? Diagnosis: mild crush!
3.WHAT IS YOUR HEART SINGING ABOUT, CAN I LISTEN?
So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour
for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
4. Young man, say A-A-A.
Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It's okay half
Our population lives quietly with this diagnosis.
5. But, you are dearer than us
will you please? All clear. She is sleeping!
6. And you, father, why are you so sad?
Write. Depression.
8 Who are you, can I listen? Overpriced
self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us,
Who are you, what is your last name? Persecution mania...
10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten today
anything, how do you generally eat?
11. Here is your heart, it seems like it’s about to jump out of
excess of feelings. Is there something you really want to say? Well done.
12 Your heart, it seems to me,
worried about the gifts you gave the birthday boy today? Let's listen better
heart, it will tell the truth.
(approaches the hero of the day)
Say, THIS IS THE END OF THE ANNIVERSARY, everyone will go home and in the evening you will privately say the words to your wife that are on your heart.
Can we listen too? .
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear:
1 Chronic jubilism.
2 Bottleism
3 Tanzelite
4 Overeating
5 Peretostitis
6 Acute drunkenness
7 Hangover syndrome
8 Acute drink deficiency
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination!
He is issued a CERTIFICATE OF HEALTH OF THE ANNIVERSARY.
our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary.
Having examined the hero of the day: ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen.
Taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine,
The conclusion was that our hero of the day is young.
The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw.
According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love.
And like urine like a piece of glass, it doesn’t hit your head
and on the lower floor, when viewed in the lower floor,
Everything is in order, everything is in order, just smeared heels,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always runs a lot.
And the hero of the day’s tongue is not worn out, there are no unnecessary wrinkles on his face.
The brain and digestion are normal, only the reproductive channel is blocked,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always wants sex.
And he can physically work until he sweats.
We conclude that he does not need treatment.
Is it just to relax?
And with the guests a little bit at a time,
For your health, take
100, 125 grams!
Medical Worker's Day is celebrated annually on the third Sunday of June. Patients, friends and relatives on this day express their gratitude to doctors for their dedicated work. And, of course, doctors celebrate this holiday corporately, in a narrow circle. This is precisely the case for which the proposed scenario is designed.
Dear friends! I am pleased to welcome representatives of the most humane profession - medical workers - to this festive table. You all know from your own experience that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. And this is a wonderful, selfless, heroic work, sometimes a wise saying, known since ancient times: “He works well who rests well.” Therefore, I urge you, dear medical comrades, to sit down at the festive table and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's relax!
(Music sounds, guests are seated at the tables, choose treats.)
The great philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer argued that “happiness lies primarily in health.” I offer to drink the first glass for you, who stand guard over human health, and therefore human happiness! For your health!
(Music plays softly as the guests begin their meal.)
One day in a restaurant, a doctor saw his patient, who was enthusiastically absorbing glass after glass of alcohol. The doctor could not stand it and approached him: “Listen, I allowed you to drink no more than two glasses a day!” To which the patient kindly replied: “Of course, doctor. But I’m being treated... not only with you!” Friends! I propose a toast to the hope that all doctors will find obedient patients with whom it would be a pleasure to work and whose health (or successful treatment) they can raise a glass to!
(Music sounds again, after the toast, the participants of the feast chat casually at the table.)
This professional holiday is a celebration of the smartest, kindest and most wonderful people in the world. I am sure that a person who knows how to heal is able, like no other, to understand, sympathize and support other people. I invite you to take part in the competition for best congratulations and wishes to my colleagues.
(Two or three people express their congratulations and wishes. After this, the toastmaster invites everyone present to evaluate the eloquence of each of the speakers with applause. The one who receives the loudest ovation is recognized as the winner and is awarded a medal (chocolate) or any other comic prize. And his congratulations and wishes are accepted as a toast.)
And now you are invited to find your dance partner, using the hint of fate (you and I know how important the role of this lady is in our lives).
(In two hats there are halves of cards: in one - those on which the beginnings of famous proverbs are written, in the other - their continuations. Participants in the game draw out one half (men - from one hat, women - from the other) and look for the one with there will be a card with the beginning or end of this proverb. This is how they find partners for the next slow dance (but do not insist that those who do not want to dance). The number of players must be even (it is advisable to include all those present).
Suggested list of proverbs:
1. He who is forewarned is forearmed.
2. All that glitters is not gold.
3. God protects those who are careful.
4. The thief’s hat is on fire.
5. He who knows a little of everything knows nothing.
6. They don’t go to someone else’s monastery with their own rules.
7. There are devils in still waters.
8. A bird in the hands is better than a pie in the sky.
9. Water does not flow under a lying stone.
10. Seven nannies have a child without an eye.
11. Where it is thin, it breaks.
12. Brevity is the sister of talent.
13. They judge not by words, but by deeds.
14. At night all cats are gray.
15. What is written with a pen cannot be cut down with an axe.
16. It’s better to see once than to hear a hundred times.
17. The miser pays twice.
18. In love and war, all means are fair.
19. What goes around comes around.
20. If you don’t know the ford, don’t stick your nose into the water.)
However, before we move on to dancing, I want to remind you of the words of P. Dubois: “Only a cheerful person can be a doctor.” Let's drain our glasses for good spirits and good spirits! Wonderful music sounds that invites you to cheer up. Everybody dance!
(A game is played, in which everyone present is recommended to take part. Participants are divided into 2-3 teams, more or less equal in number, a captain is chosen for each team. The captains receive from the presenter 2-3 cards with task words (for example, joy , syringe, couch, resuscitation, crocodile, ostrich, dawn, etc.). correctly guess the pantomime. If only two teams are playing, then the time spent guessing the given word is taken into account. The team that was able to quickly guess the meaning of the image wins. If three teams participate in the game, then the winner among them will be the one who gets greatest number points (for each correctly guessed word, the team is awarded 1 point). If the number of points is the same, you can declare a draw, declaring that “friendship won,” or you can give the teams an additional task. The winners receive balloons with funny designs or other funny souvenirs as a reward.)
Well, you have passed the test of mutual understanding. Truly, your ability to understand each other without words is unique. I suggest we go to the table to raise our glasses to this great human quality, inherent in all of you.
(Low music plays while the guests are sitting at the table.)
The holiday of medical workers is celebrated in the summer, when it is warm and sunny, and the peak of work is in the winter, when it is cold, slippery and flu-like. These two seasons are very important for us. And not only for us. It seems that there is not a single poet who has not written poems about winter or summer. And poetry with a melody is a song. And now, dear doctors, I propose to conduct a professional check for “sungness”.
(After 5-6 dances (slow ones alternate with fast ones), the toastmaster takes the floor again.)
Just a moment! Now I suggest you play a game of sleight of hand, because it is known that the skillful hands of doctors work wonders.
(4-5 people participate in the game. It is necessary to prepare a double sheet of newspaper for each player and wet towels to wash hands from newspaper paint. Players stand in a circle or in a line and hold an unfolded newspaper by the very corner in an arm extended at shoulder level. On command players try, without giving up their hands and without resorting to the help of another, to completely crumple the newspaper and gather it into a fist. When finished, they raise their hand with the newspaper above their heads. While the participants in the game manipulate the newspapers, the spectators count down the seconds in unison. The winner will receive a reward - a “Master” diploma magic hands"and a bouquet of lollipops.)
It's no secret that to a good doctor Not only your own talent, knowledge and sensitivity are needed. For success in this difficult field, support and understanding from colleagues is very important - what is called teamwork. Friends, let's remember what words can be used to describe such work and the components of success. (It is expected to list the concepts: cooperation, friendship, alliance, unity, unanimity, like-mindedness, consent, camaraderie, community, interaction, mutual assistance, mutual understanding, mutual assistance, cohesion, coherence, teamwork, singing, etc.) Now I suggest you check for Practice your ability to act together as a team.
(A game is played for which all participants are divided into 2 teams. The first team is given the theme “summer”, the second - “winter”. Players must remember and sing in turn a verse or at least a few lines from songs that mention these seasons or about their signs.
For example:
“Winter”: A snowstorm is blowing along the street,
My little darling follows the snowstorm: “Wait, wait, my beauty, Let me look at you, my joy!”
“Summer”: One summer at dawn I looked into the neighboring garden, There a dark-skinned Moldavian woman was picking grapes.
“Winter”: Oh, frost, frost, don’t freeze me, Don’t freeze me, my horse.
“Summer”: And the dawn is already becoming more and more noticeable - So, please, be kind, Don’t forget these summer evenings near Moscow!
The winner is the team that was able to sing something corresponding to the given theme when the opponents were already exhausted.)
We sang wonderfully, friends! It seems to me that there are no winners or losers in this competition. After all, despite the fact that you were focused on certain seasons, all the songs that were played speak mainly about love, which lives at all times. Let's raise a glass to the singers of love, that is, to you, and to love!
(Low music, dance break announced.)
Men most often become the luminaries of medicine. Honor and praise to them! But ask them if they could
would they have achieved such heights if it weren’t for the active help of their fellow assistants, if not for the skillful and gentle hands of their sisters and nurses? And if you pay attention to the entire medical staff, it becomes obvious that “we cannot live in this world without women, no”... It is worth giving them their due and thanking all the women working and practically living in the kingdom of Hippocrates. I propose a toast to their health!
Doctors can rightfully be called pioneers, sea captains. After all, no matter how many identical diagnoses there are, the people who have to be treated are unique. And with each patient the doctor makes a new journey into the unknown.
In this regard, let’s sing “The Song about Aesculapius” (the text is sung to the tune of the famous song by I. Dunaevsky “The Song about the Captain”):
1. There lived a brave Aesculapius, He healed everyone
And he saved people from death more than once.
I picked up fifteen at a time,
I spared no effort,
But he never even asked for leave.
And in trouble
And in labor
I sang this song everywhere:
After all, a smile heals hearts.
2. But one day Aesculapius
Saved the maiden from death's paws
And he fell madly in love with the patient.
He blushed fifteen times
He stuttered and turned pale,
But he never dared to smile.
He grew gloomy
He was losing weight
But no one sang to him in a friendly way:
“Aesculapius, Aesculapius, smile,
After all, a smile heals hearts.
Aesculapius, Aesculapius, pull yourself up,
Fate smiles only on the cheerful!”
Doctors, doctors, smile
After all, a smile heals hearts.
Doctors, doctors, pull yourself up
Fate smiles only on the cheerful!
I suggest you raise a glass to your life choice, to your calling! (Music sounds.)
A friend of mine, an orthopedic doctor, told the following story: “There was a knock on the doctor’s apartment. He opens the door - no one. Then he goes out onto the landing and sees a skeleton leaning against the door! “It’s always like this! - the doctor grumbles. “They hold out until the last minute, and then crawl to the doctor!”
Let's raise our glasses so that people remember doctors in time and appreciate their selfless work. Happy professional holiday to you!
(The feast ends with bravura music.)
To carry out it is necessary prepare 7 word cards and 7 chairs
Game conditions: The presenter reads the text, and 7 participants, who have read the words, sit on chairs, but as soon as they hear their character mentioned in the text, they jump up from the chair, shout their line and run around the chairs. When participants hear the word doctors , then everyone runs at once and shouts in unison: "Be healthy!".
Characters and their remarks.
Pills
- "Psh-sh-sh!"
Thermometers
- "Oh, it's hot!"
Medicinal plants
-"Well, we're done!"
Syringes
- " I'll inject you now!"
Vitamins
-"Eat me!"
Old ladies
-"Who is last?"
Doctors
-"Be healthy!"
Chief physician
-"I approve!"
Leading: On a sunny June day, a new pharmacy opened in the city. What was missing from her windows! Varied thermometers, cute pills , disposable syringes , fragrant medicinal plants , and of course, beloved vitamins ! Before the pharmacy had time to open, the first visitors were already standing on the threshold - mischievous old ladies . In their hands they held stacks of prescriptions written by serious doctors . At the bottom of each recipe there was a bold seal and signature chief physician . The owner of the pharmacy greeted his dear friends with a warm friendly kiss old ladies and offered to buy vitamins and medicinal plants , in honor of the opening I gave it away for free syringes and tablets. All products sold out instantly, except thermometers... The opening of the pharmacy ended with a festive banquet, which was attended by chief physician. There were many congratulations and toasts prepared doctors.
Leading: Applause to the participants! Now let’s sing in connection with the holiday of a medical worker "The Doctor's Song"
"Medicine's Song"
to the tune of the song "Song of a First-Grader" Alla Pugacheva
1. The medical service is difficult - everyone knows this,
It’s just necessary and interesting.
We are in a hurry to help people maintain their health,
We can cure all illnesses under any conditions.
Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!
2.They don’t give us medicine, there aren’t enough syringes,
But none of us are at all discouraged here either.
We go to bed late, we don’t have the strength to undress,
We should now go south and bask in the sun.
Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!
3.We will run away from home to work in the morning,
But the family is not abandoned, it is well-fed and healthy.
Even if this work is not easy, we can do everything, we can do it,
Let the problems wait, we will have time to solve them!
Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!
Leading: I suggest you raise a glass to your life choice, to your calling!
